You know Victoria Beckham, aka Posh: she is that tiny woman, with surgically enhanced breasts and no trace of buttocks in her skinny jeans, who happens to be married to David Beckham. Oh, and she was also a part of the most popular girl band in the history of (manufactured) pop music, the Spice Girls. Other than that, Posh is also famous for her extreme fondness to shopping and... herself!

The Beckhams are now trying to conquer the States, a move that will be made possible once David is transferred to LA Galaxy and their reality show hits your TV sets. But the first step in this direction was already taken, via excessive media exposure - in other words, the two are already among the paparazzi's favorite celebrities. And David should thank Victoria for that because she was the one who single-handedly pulled off this incredible task!

So, I guess it's safe to say that Posh is a celebrity on her own: even if she's not actually doing too many things to merit being thus labeled, her name and face pop all over the place and, honestly, there is little one could do to escape her. The US media has already found a nickname to distinguish her from other similar 'stars' and that is 'the robot who never smiles'. Of course, there are also those who refer to her by the malicious term 'alien Posh' but that's a different story...

Rumor has it that Victoria will probably be invited to shake her toosh (or lack thereof) and her plastic boobies on the stage of the popular talent competition 'Dancing With the Stars'. Aside from the fact that such a thing is most likely an impossible physical task for her (she would probably break in a thousand pieces if she were to do all those moves we've seen so far), ABC is very eager to offer her a chance and, thus, raise the audience ratings until they are sky high.

The US version of the show first thought of Victoria when its producers saw what happened in the UK when Heather Mills (former McCartney) was invited to be a contestant. 'We really want Victoria. She's not very popular right now, like Heather wasn't. That's why she's be perfect', an inside source told the British newspaper 'The Sun'. According to the same source, the negotiations with Posh are going just swell and she will come up with a definite answer any day now.

If they're gonna include bouncing fake breasts on 'Dancing', I'm definitely going to watch it from then on. Really, it's a brilliant idea! You think she will be able to smile to win the jury and the audience or will she continue to act as if she had something stuck up her you-know-what? Keep you posted with more details.