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Cue to All Boob Lovers Out There: Scarlett Johansson Is On Sale

And she could be all yours... provided you have the money

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

4th of March 2008, 11:08 GMT

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Looking hot... and with a big heart, too

I think all of Scarlett Johansson's admirers out there (who probably amount to a quarter of the world's population, as far as I'm concerned) must have kept their fingers crossed and those prayers going for a long time, because their dreams seem to have finally come true: their favorite muse and one of the world's sexiest ladies out there is giving herself away for charity. OK, that didn't come out right, let's try again: Scarlett is auctioning herself (as in her company) on e-bay in order to raise money for charity. No, don't give me that look of pure disappointment - I mean, it's not like you were expecting Scarlett to auction private massage sessions and candle-lit dinners in an expensive beach resort in the Bahamas, were you?

The online bid is for two tickets to Scarlett's latest film, "He's Just Not That Into You", co-starring Drew Barrymore. Of course, you get the star treatment and even get to meet the luscious Scarlett in person - which, for a die-hard fan should be more than enough. It's all for a charitable cause (all the proceeds go to Oxfam) so you have the perfect excuse to dress up, stare at Scarlett the whole evening and then come back home without feeling too guilty for having fantasized about her naked for the past five years. Kidding. Well, almost kidding then. I checked the auction, and a couple of hours ago the bid was at $11,700. There's still plenty of time for you to empty your savings account and make a bid, but hurry up.

Oh, and in case you needed a little more persuasion, below there's a little clip recorded by Scarlett herself and released on YouTube. The actress is urging us all to start bidding, while promising that in exchange for our hard-earned money, two lucky (and rich) people will be her personal guests at the movie premiere I was telling you about. So, as I was saying - dig deep in your pockets and maybe you'll be lucky enough to be Scarlett's guest on the lucky night. What are you waiting for?

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