Crotch Alert Number 'Who's Counting?'

One thing girls should always remember is that, if you really want to dance on a table or if you are that desperate for attention as to do that, you should (at least) make sure there are no cameras close by, and especially when close means (in Paris and Nicole's case) beyond your waist.

A few days ago, Nicole went to party at Area in Los Angeles and, as spirits got more and more heated, she got up on a table to dance. Probably unfamiliar with the latest wonders technology provided us with or unaccustomed with what is now a trend called 'panties over-exposure', Miss Richie failed to realize that somebody down there really loved her, so to speak.

Unlike Paris, Nicole does admit that God (or man) gave women underwear for a very serious reason and we are all grateful for it. Second of all, I can't but say that she deserves a thumbs up for matching the color of her panties with her dress.

Unfortunately, what she gets for one thing, she loses for another because, first and foremost, we should have never known about the good things we just said about her. It's not people's business but, I imagine that by getting on that table, she made it so.

Being too unpretentious and all, I'll settle for being thankful that she didn't expose her most private parts and just stop here. But remember, girls, tight skirts or dresses usually ride up if you spread your legs when dancing. Now, I'm off to share my wisdom with the rest of the world...