Someone should probably get Sharon Stone into therapy - and fast, because I'm pretty sure she's addicted to fur - or else she's got a fur management problem. Otherwise I can't possibly imagine why she'd insist on going out in public wearing what looks like tons of dead animals covering her skin. It's not that I'm one of those people who are crazily trying to ban fur all over the planet, but I do think it's good to use fur as little as possible.

After all, it is a little ridiculous to keep killing animals when in fact there is synthetic fur available in all shapes and colors. Sharon, however, has been in a world of herself for some time now - stepping out sporting a new fur coat just about once every two or three days. And since she's in Paris right now, all those memories of great designers and fashion revolutions are probably enticing her fur-mania even fur-ther. Pun intended.

You see, I have a feeling the problem with Sharon is deeper than just a natural liking for fur. I think that since she's been getting older, she's had a really hard time coping with the possibility of losing her sex-appeal - and since there has been no leg-spreading or manic sex with Michael Douglas in the second Basic Instinct movie (which was in fact one of the most spectacular flops of the past couple of years), it's been hard to get by.

So, we've seen Sharon pull some crazy fashion stunts lately, such as show up dressed in a one-piece latex-like body suit that totally showed the contours of her vagina, thus giving the world one of the most perfect examples of camel toe ever. In my opinion, the fur is just a fashion statement that marks Sharon's passage form "sexy and youthful" to "sexy, glamorous and mature". Just saying...

So, any possible solutions? Well, yes, actually. How about a change of perspective? I have just a couple of suggestions here, one of them offered by Marc Jacobs himself. I mean, can you think of a better person to offer Sharon fashion recommendations than the artistic director of Louis Vuitton? I sure can't. Here is one solution - the giant camel toe. Now that would really make a statement. Another suggestion - how about a fake fur attire? But the part that really surprises me is that PETA, who seem to have gone to all that trouble to teach the Olsen twins a lesson, is blatantly ignoring Sharon. No where is the justice in this world, I ask you?