The Pamela Anderson-wannabe takes an important step in her career

Jul 4, 2014 15:21 GMT  ·  By
Courtney Stodden photographed on the set of her first movie, “Love Addict”
   Courtney Stodden photographed on the set of her first movie, “Love Addict”

The future is looking bright for the young Courtney Stodden, who has gone to great lengths to alter her body in order to adhere perfectly to today's notion of beauty. After she made headline news by marrying a man old enough to be her grandfather when she was just 16, Courtney is now moving up in the world by landing her first ever movie role.

So, move over, Marilyn Monroe, there is a new buxom blond ready to take the world by storm! The movie Courtney will be appearing in is called “Love Addict,” and it's a romantic comedy. Fortunately for Courtney, she doesn't have to put on her acting cap, as the role she plays is one that is very close to her real-life situation.

There is not a lot of method acting needed to play the part of Ms. Davenport, a Los Angeles wife who does nothing all day but lounge by the pool and work on her tan, while she struts her stuff in a barely-there swimsuit.

The lead in the film is played by male actor Elliot Haddaway, a man who is hypnotized to feel sick when he sees an attractive woman. The role of the therapist is played by Alyshia Ochse, whom you've previously seen in “True Detective.”

The plot details refer to the lead character as a womanizer, someone addicted to the sins of the flesh, but who turns around when hypnotized into actually hating women by being provoked physical discomfort. This one is definitely going to be at least PG15. Let's see if it's going to actually make it in cinemas or it's going to be straight to DVD.

Either way, this one is definitely going in the winning column for Courtney, who's just managed to tick an important box in her résumé, that of aspiring actress.

There shouldn't be any doubt in your mind that Courtney has managed to land this rule purely because of her surgically enhanced bosom and her peroxide hair. It's definitely not because of her acting skills, simply because she's never showed she's got any, this is her first time on the silver screen.

Sure, she's appeared in a lot of reality shows, web shows, but never has she received so much attention in order to land her in an actual movie. Some of you might still remember her web show episodes which proved physically painful to watch, as she appeared sucking down helium from balloons and speaking in a squeaky voice while clad in an outfit that failed to cover most of her physique.