14 DAY TRIAL // Those of you who need a daily dose of buxom blond girls, scantily clad and in alluring poses should just follow Courtney Stodden on Instagram, as she posts all kinds of revealing selfies on a daily basis. However, she's just outdone herself by posting a celebratory photo for her implants, which have just gotten one year old.
Proving that she understands the value of her appeal and from where it derives, Stodden actually held a party for her ample chest. In a photo that sees her puppies covered in separate party hats, as in one hat for each of her assets, Courtney can be seen blowing into a candle propped into a cupcake.
Granted that you can take your eyes away from what takes up over half of the photo, you're also going to notice that Courtney took care to match her lipstick and makeup to the color of the cupcake and the party hats which have written “Birthday Girl” in cursive pink lettering on them.
If the rest of her profile wasn't chock-full of photos in which she's basically flaunting different parts of her anatomy in carefully studied poses (in what must take her hours in front of the mirror), this photo could have been something of an event, but, as such, it's just another daily picture, the latest of many.
But, at least, Courtney is not one of those celebrities tacky enough to post cheesy inspirational quotes on their profile. The same can't be said about raunchy photos, however. A quick glance at her profile is going to reveal lots of skin and enough pink stuff to hammer in the message that “dammit, I'm a princess and I love everything pink in the world.”
Mind you, Courtney has to work very hard to keep herself relevant since she lacks any form of talent, other than being the perfect vessel for a pair of huge implants. She knows this, and she treats those implants with love and respect, hence the birthday party.
Just recently, she's premiered her own web series “Courtney Naturally,” which she described as being about her “being [her]” and that each episode was going to be “fun and outrageous” and “no filter,” whatever that means.
Just to get an idea of what she's talking about, you should know that the first episode was just Courtney sucking down helium and then trying to talk but ending up giggling and snorting in front of the camera. The next episode was a guide on taking the best selfie.