Fashion police

Courtney Love in a Bikini Again. Yuck!

This is a clear case of one-piece bathing suit. Can someone please tell her?

By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor

3rd of April 2007, 13:34 GMT

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Courtney and a mysterious parrot. So far, so good.

I'm gonna ask you to strain your memory a bit to recall what I said a couple of days ago about Courtney Love and her bikini bod: how she looked better than Tara Reid because the lipo scars were not that visible and that her ass was not sagging. Allow me to stand corrected: Courtney could use a one-piece bathing suit next time she hits the beach because that body that she has is certainly not for the weak of heart!

So, Miss Love is very happy with her new face and her much slimmed-down body. Not long ago, her satisfaction was so great that she even took to her official webpage to express how happy she was: she said she got another rhinoplasty to make her nose look 'more natural', that she had her lips reduced because the pair she got last time looked too puffy and that she had lost many pounds thanks to a 'crash diet'.

Well, unless that crash diet implies her getting on a table and a man dressed like a doctor, pounding on her stomach only with what I can imagine as a pick hammer, then so it is. And I'm out the door right now to get me one of these! Certainly, the physical effort is smaller!

As you can see for yourself, Courtney is again reshaping her body and, by the looks of things, she is going to the same plastic surgeon who also worked on Tara Reid. That man (or woman) is probably some impostor who does his/her victims' bodies (yeah, I meant patients, not victims) with rubber gloves on and a hammer. All this time, s/he pretends that they (the bodies) are made of clay.

There is something very wrong with this picture. Can you spot it?

This is the only possible way that I can explain that ab which, by the way, looks as if it has grown a second belly button. Sure, this is not funny but, you gotta give me this, it is sad. I mean, how far can a woman go until she realizes that enough is enough? Hasn't her previous experience (the puffed and deformed face, the abnormal boobs) taught her anything?

These being said, I'm not trying to say that Courtney's body is ugly. But I would also like to suggest something: maybe she could call Tara and go on a bathing suit shopping spree with her. Yes, that would be probably best. Enjoy the pics but be careful, caution is strongly advised!

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Courtney Love | bikini | plastic surgery

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