Anyone who knows at least few insignificant things about Courtney Love and her life, also knows that she is the perfect image of trainwreck: this woman has done it all, from falling off the cliffs of fame into the deepest abyss of ridicule, from plastic surgery to substance abuse and leading the most hectic lifestyle you could ever imagine. She was, at one point, the one to whom you would refer to if you wanted to offer someone an example of how low you can go.

While seeing Courtney looking like a hot mess (with clown make-up, a misfitted outfit, most likely showing parts of her body that were meant to be kept covered for the eyes of others, and yelling obscenities at another celebrity or at the journalists) was something that we all got accustomed to, the sight of Love's bikinied body on the beach, especially when she's looking relatively hot, still comes as a shock.

First off, when I saw these pics, I thought somebody was playing tricks, trying to pass the photos of some other woman for Courtney's. But, on a closer inspection of them (of course, said inspection took place only after I got the magnifying glass, the hat and my fine tobacco pipe which had been locked in a closet when my detective days came to an end), I saw that this really is Courtney Love and, frankly, I'm a bit confused.

You see, my predicament is as follows: should we rejoice that the woman who, no more than a couple of weeks ago, looked like a puffed doll has managed to lose weight so fast? Should we be concerned because of the same fact, that she lost so much weight in such a little time? Should we ask her what is her secret diet in the hope that we, too, might shake a couple of pounds off our fat asses? Should we be saddened by the effects so many plastic surgeries have had on her body and especially face? I say, maybe it's best if we just looked at the pictures, without having to experience any strong emotions whatsoever. After all, it's not like she's really listening to us or caring about what we think of her body...

Either way, her body is far better than, say, Tara Reid's - at least the lipo scars are not visible and the backside is not as saggy. Then again, it kinda makes me feel sad about what she has done to her face. She would have been pretty...