This is not the first time that Courtney Love puts her thoughts on paper, as the saying goes, the only difference being that she can barely formulate the one and has opted to replace the other with the wonder that is the Internet. What this means is that we have yet another deeply meaningful blog post from the rocker, with the exception that it's neither meaningful nor quite a blog, since it resembles more the ramblings of a crazy person. With all due respect, that doesn't mean that Courtney is one.
In recent days, Love has again been at the center of the media attention, basically for the same reason for which she was so 'popular' back in her wild days: there is lots and lots of speculation that she might be back off the wagon and probably doing drugs of drinking again, there are rumors about her trashing hotel suits and getting wasted in clubs and, to top all that, she's been looking very ghastly lately. We may infer from all that it was the entire scandal that prompted her to address the matter herself. Although we kinda wish she never did!
Apparently, Courtney's reason for blogging is to express her feelings towards Gwen Stefani, whose husband, Gavin Rosdale, was once linked to Love. And, boy, does she do that or what? According to the aging rocker, Gwen is pure crap, has no value both when it comes to her music and her fashion line and is... well, crap. While she might be right to some extent or another (it's a matter of tastes, so there's no argument about that here), it's funny how Courtney chose to attack without being provoked first. And, yes, let's not forget, her grammar! I could have sworn a five-year old had written this until I saw it was, actually, Love's myspace page.
And, here's an excerpt of the text that will surely make Miss Love our very own next Shakespeare. Mark my words, there will come a day when people will pay great bucks for this brilliant piece of writing!
'we were doing our hair( thew girls) way up in that ugly crazy building and couyld seeyou all for blocks, it was wild-= i told my peeps top go get bvoys wiuth skateboards and giurls whow ere into stefani, no offense to truyew fans i just felt like a challenge- if someone sreally into stefani to me that says they dontw anta nty trouble in thoe rlives, want very mucbh to be p[opular abnd accepted, wnatto be trendy but niot dangerous, and the idea of forcin gthat waznna be popular girl to face the fear cdoes somethin for me./plus im startinga clotyhing line this year too, just higher end and the lowerr end wont be about a font. i wouldbnt do that iu fond that crass somehow= a sportsac ten times the prio ce because it has ther same cuddle bear sweeetoe pie sign off that Rossdale used to sign hios letters to me with in a Times Courier font ? maybve its me, i know perfeume has a 800 -1200% profit markup so if one "brands" oneself well enough one can cash it in big an d hard by selling a perfume wethe rone gioves a shot about the smell opr not- kudos to madge for forgoinmg that , because nop way hads she not been asked. L.A.M.B. heh, well look its not fo rme to judge- im far mior eonteretsed in amazin g lingerie enyways and if i design a bag itll be fabulous'.Yes, go ahead and wrap your brains around that! Just to give you a hint (oh, yes, I did read it from beginning to end!), she talks about Gwen being a wannabe stuckup, about her line LAMB, dishes Madonna a bit too and mentions some love letters she used to get from Gavin Rosdale (jealous much?). Oh, and she also assures us that if she ever designs a bag, it will surely be fabulous! theres np do9=btbput tat.
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