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Courtney Is Pissed at the World. In Very Bad English.The rocker denies reports of a bypass surgery |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
14th of April 2007, 10:39 GMT
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Courtney Love has been looking slimmer these days than she has in years. After apparently shedding so many pounds over such a short period of time and then being photographed in her bathing suit on the beach in Hawaii, rumors started to circulate about how, desperate to get back in shape, Love had a few surgical interventions.
Come to think of it, this conclusion was more than a logical one, especially since there were some questionable (and not at all aesthetic) marks seen on her abdomen. But Courtney denied the reports, saying that she lost the weight by going on a strict 'crash diet' and not thanks to any operation. The very next day, a 'close friend' of hers went to the press and spilled the beans on the surgical procedure Love had underwent.
The source told all the major US tabloids that Courtney had bypass surgery and that the effects were still felt, in that she was experimenting severe nausea (which made her sleep with a wet towel besides her pillow because the vomit bouts even came during sleep) and very (like, very, very, really gross) bad breath.
Useless to say, Courtney Love is upset about what is being said in the media about her and no one can actually blame her for that. Even if all these rumors are true. But that's beside the point: it's her manner of expressing that discontent and rage that should make your day. For a while now, Courtney has found a new way of connecting with her fans and having her say - her personal blog. She doesn't give out press statements, she doesn't hold press conferences to make an announcement, she just sits down in front of her computer and puts down in words what goes through her mind. Well, this is one clear case of why she should hire a secretary to do that for her. Below is what Courtney had to say about the latest rumors.
'i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it
FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.
I know spmeone who troed to get that shit and no dr would give it to her an dhse was pudgier than i was, its total utter s**te, i lost weightthe hard way and people cant accept it,whwnever ANYONE loses weight by determintaion and grit fast its suspect i got muyinspirationf rom Oprah losing so much weight on Slim Fast,. thats how i did it, thio sis nonsesne my breath is great and i dont "vomit inot a towel" it sjust cynical crazy bulls**t,
i started weight training three days go to get rid of the saggy ass and loose tummy i pln on hving perrrfect six pack by summer, and be extra strong so when i play shows ill be strong nd not weak,
Thizs is bulls**t as is the tummy tuck rumour or the 200k in liopo rumpur ( you dont lose eoght all over from lipo) ( noone loses more than 15 lbs from lipo ever they "resculpt") thi sisjust nnoying gross BULLS**T. from people who cant lose wieght through ld fashioned discipline but dont think for second if it was legal i wouldnt think bout it sure i would but losing ll you rintesines doesnt appeal to me and im ton macro so i dont get cancer ( i kno wthe smnoking hs to go) banding s supposed to up your vchances for colon cancer as well as other terroble health problems,
again this is BULLS**T. i worked my ss off and m always f**king hingry though ive gotten used to it, bno dr in the world would give me gastric bypass or gastric banding i dont meet the pproval of ny western country , it would be illegal and im[ossible fvor me to find dr to perform this surgery on me.
zso thats THAT.
Jealous Cynical people who anta cceopt that somneone cn lose alot of weight the old fshioned wy ive exercised mya ss off obv iously not enough in my stomach but xdone tons and tons aof cardio, so enough said on this nonsense jealous cynical lie.
good night.'
If you haven't made it through it all ('cause no one can actually do that and live to tell the tale), I'll summarize: she didn't have surgery, she lost weight the old-fashioned way: starving herself and using SlimFast. Way to go! But maybe she should do something about her written English, too. Maybe they have, like, special clinics where they can 'surgically modify' that. Yes, they do and they're called (if I'm not mistaken) softwares with spellcheck!
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