14 DAY TRIAL // This hilarious mesh-up put together by the Huffington Post serves an educational purpose.
It teaches you how you too, one day, may “have the psychology of women mastered.”
"You want to think of yourself like the sun and the women like the flower. The flower will wilt and die if it does not have the appreciation, the heat of the sun,” one hunk says.
Another “expert,” wearing a French beret and extremely large sunglasses, advocates using a dog to attract the attention of women.
If that doesn't work, picking on the girl you like and teasing her is sure to do the trick. If it works on preschoolers, it will work on your date.
Conveying your pick-up lines “with energy and fun” is the key to any hook-up attempt, the professionals say.