14 DAY TRIAL // As if “The Expendables 2” weren't sufficiently testosterone packed, it got a brand new poster to make it even more so. Click on the image above to see it in full.
This is the official Comic-Con 2012 poster, which starts in San Diego this week.
To describe it, suffice it to say: it has crashing planes, tanks, explosions, guns blazing, mercenaries running (and all of them crammed in one photo, praised be Photoshop!), cars on fire, helicopters and ninja-like dudes in the background.
“Somehow this all makes me envision Sylvester Stallone wolfing down a testosterone taco a few years past its sell-by date and then racing to the nearest Kinko's and evacuating every last granule of his meal inside a color copier whose lid comes crashing down and short circuits and sputters and churns out a boomtastic accident likely intended for an imminent Chinatown bootleg DVD sleeve yet is just tasteless enough to qualify for Comic-Con signage,” MovieLine writes about it.
In other words, this is awesome!
“The Expendables 2” will be out on August 17.