Colin Farrell might not be the sexy, experienced stud we see on the screen, if we were to believe what Woody Allen's former girlfriend is claiming. Angelique says that she and the actor made 'love' three times and that she was more than unimpressed with his performance.

Colin was on the set of his latest movie, also starring Ewan McGregor and directed by Woody. Because Angelique has kept in touch with her former lover, she was granted access on the set to see her idol and things immediately clicked between the two. Less than half an hour later, she received a message from Colin, asking her to come and see him in his hotel suite.

The 20-year-old aspiring model went to Farrell's room and was greeted at the door by him, bare-chested and wearing only pajama trousers. They had sex without too much prior conversation, but the whole thing left Angelique wondering why people are saying about Colin that he is a real lady's man.

'He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on the screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse. He kept saying "C'est bon, you're beautiful, c'est bon." He sounded like James Blunt. Once he'd got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep', Jerome said.

To add even more fuel to the fire, Angelique says that they didn't use any protection because Colin refused to and, despite the fact that they made 'love' three times, the actual sex lasted 10 minutes in total. We have to say, if she didn't like it the first time, why did she stay for the other two? Considering that she believes that they really had something going on between them (she says they made 'love'!), she sure sounds just like one spiteful attention seeker!