CoCo is doing her best to make all her loyal fans love her even more than they already do. What do you mean, what loyal fans? I mean all of us, of course. Aren't we all CoCo fans forever? I sure am! I mean, isn't it a sign of love that every single time this queen of style and elegance steps out in a new outfit, there are tens of articles posted on all the entertainment sites out there?
I absolutely adore CoCo. She makes the sun shine for me on a
rainy day. One look at that gorgeous a*s and I already feel there is love, joy and beauty in this world – and I'm a straight woman, so I imagine the guys would feel pretty much the same things, minus the love part. OK, I was kidding back there, I don't adore CoCo, I think she's doing a good job of looking like the perfect cheap slut. But hey, as the philosopher Mick Jagger once said, you can't always get what you want – she can't look like an oversize package of boobs, booty and nothing much in between AND be smart. Sometimes, we have to be thankful for what we get.
And boy, do we get a lot. Like, a LOT. Not only is CoCo a sexy diva on her own, but she also seems to be into fashion and likes to wear provocative (read that slutty) outfits that make her look even more... you guessed it, slutty than we'd normally expect – and that says a lot. So, take a look at CoCo's pink outfit and after taking in the size of her boobs and the fact that she's wearing a cropped t-shirt (that's bound to make it look like she's got even bigger breasts... which isn't really necessary) prepare for another wonderful surprise. You might want to put on a pair of sunglasses and get closer to the bathroom in case you might feel you need to... you know... free your stomach. And then look down, down, down... and yes, that is a giant cameltoe staring back at you. No, I don't think it's sexy, either. No, it's not a doctored photo. And yes, I had just had something to eat. Oh well...
I have no idea why CoCo would want to mistreat her coochie like that and force it to handle the stress and pressure of such an exposed public appearance, but I think someone should call the police and get that vagina into counseling. Yes, I totally think CoCo's doing it on purpose – wearing those tight pink pants, I mean and exposing one of her most precious assets to the world, and as much as I love her, I must say it isn't pleasant to allow your coochie to sneak up on a person like that. What if someone sees it and faints? I think CoCo should act more responsibly and keep her vagina in check. I know it's hard... but we all have to make sacrifices, right?
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