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CoCo's A*s On Display - On Tape!I just had a feeling this was coming - beware, everybody, and bring out those CoCo T-shirts! |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
29th of September 2007, 09:59 GMT
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That luscious goodness that is CoCo made another dashing and shocking appearance on stage, showing off her posterior assets. In fact, I am feeling really really jealous - I'm telling you this from the start, just to be safe. I mean, I always loved CoCo (joke) and her a*s, but I was also convinced that besides having a fabulous bod and loads of style to go with it, CoCo was a very modest person.
I mean, I'm absolutely sure she hates putting herself on display, and I'm sure it's got to be a real bitch, always having people walk up to her asking "Is that a*s real? Can I touch it?"
Back to my jealousy. CoCo, as I was saying, strikes me as the shy, silent type. But last night, she really made a dash for live fame, and I absolutely hate her for plucking up the courage and going on stage with her husband, sometimes-rapper Ice-T. And boy, do they make a classy pair.
He's such a sweet, loving and caring husband, and he only cares about CoCo's well being. That must be it, otherwise I can't explain why he had her with him on stage at one point, very carefully instructed to turn her behind on the audience, then gave it a few healthy squeezes just to prove that junk is real. Yes, just as I was saying - really classy.
But it's all for CoCo's sake, I'm sure. I mean, she is so Jenna Jameson camera shy. No, I'm not kidding. Our former porn queen had her breast implants removed and afterwards confessed that having big boobs always made her feel self-conscious and shy.
Well, CoCo is just the same - and she definitely looks like she enlisted her hubby's help to get over it. You can see the whole "CoCo-a*s" moment below, and I'm sure all those CoCo haters must be banging their heads against the wall by now. I mean, those rumors about butt implants were just so mean - and poor CoCo is such a fragile, delicate and shy character, I'm sure she is going to need therapy when all this is over.
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