Christina Aguillera's Pregnant Vagina Takes The Stand

I have no idea who decided it was time for a revival of the "pussy-flashing" era, but Christina Aguillera definitely decided to act as ice breaker...and I'm sure Britney and Paris are both extremely jealous, banging their heads against the wall just about now. I mean, sure, they too were expert vagina flashers, but none of them were pregnant at the time...plus there's the whole attitude thing, the "look at me, I'm so beautiful and I'm doing you all a favor showing you exactly where my baby will pop out from" air. None of the stars we all know and love (or not) can work that as effectively as Christina – and we have to face it, this may be the beginning of a whole new age.

Just think about it: pregnancy is the latest "must-have" in today's Hollywood. It's the new blonde, the latest chic. All the cool stars do it – starting with Britney and ending up with the likes of Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez. So, just imagine the killer combination: a Hollywood singing diva with a great voice and great looks like XTina, who also happens to be pregnant, decides to wear a while (anyone else sees the irony in this?) sweater that barely covers her a*s – and forgets to stop by the underwear drawer to add some matching tidy whities.

Now I wouldn't go as far as to call it a PR disaster, but I'm not sure how I feel about getting up close and personal with Christina's pregnant vagina. I mean, don't get me wrong, I sure love to hear her sing, but THAT set of lips was all I ever felt I needed to see. Plus, I just have a feeling my eyes will never be the same again, and the image of the Christina's pussy will be forever burned into my retina, just like that memorable photo of Britney in which she flashed both her boobs and her pussy all in one.

There is one option which we haven't considered yet: it may be that Christina has agreed to allow some reality TV channel or show to live broadcast the birth of her (rumor has it) son and she's working on doing the previews and advanced screenings at this time. Who knows… But anyway, ladies, looks like flashing your (mercifully) shaved vaginas is back in business. Should I be happy about it? I'll let you know when I make up my mind.

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