14 DAY TRIAL // “You picked a fight with a warlock, you little clown!” is Charlie Sheen’s brand new message to “Two and a Half Men” showrunner Chuck Lorre in episode 4 of his webcast, “Sheen’s Korner.” This is the first time that Sheen speaks out after officially being let go from the show.
Episode 3 of the webcast also came out hours ago but, as it turns out, it was taped before the announcement from Warner Bros. that it was terminating Sheen’s contract “effective immediately.”
The follow-up, called “Building the Perfect Torpedo” was taped after the announcement – which is why it could have just as well be called “Here are the people I hate.”
Overall, it marks an improvement from previous episodes, as The Hollywood Reporter also notes. Not only is Sheen more presentable, but he also makes much more sense, perhaps because he appears to be reading from a prompter.
In other words, he has a script to work on. More planning has gone into this as compared to previous episodes.
Still, the hatred is all there, just as undiluted and virulent as before. In his speech, Sheen names all those people at CBS and Warner Bros. who have crossed him by terminating his contract – but none gets it as rough as the show’s boss Chuck Lorre.
“Can you smell your smell? Can you smell your rotting dog[expletive], your fermented puke that is your rotted viscera?” Sheen tells Lorre in the message.
“Can you smell the lies, can you smell the carnage you’ve created? Can you smell the wimpy, scared child you’ll never have the courage to embrace?... It smells like malaria,” he says.
“If sad and stupid had a smell attached it would be you, [expletive] Lorre. It’s perfect your name rhymes with suck, muck. You picked a fight with a warlock, you little worm,” Sheen attacks.
After he details the ways in which he’s been wronged, he declares war to trolls and the people behind his firing, vowing to fans he will personally be making sure things will be set right again.
“High treason has occurred. The scales of justice are in a state of radical disarray. Together we must right this infantile wrong,” he says.
“One final note: Sheen’s Korner is now for sale as a sports bar. You know where to find me. I bid you adieu... See you soon on the battlefield,” the unemployed actor says.
For episode 4 of “Sheen’s Korner,” see here. *Please note that it contains some instances of graphic language that may offend so discretion is recommended when watching it.