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August 20th, 2007, 10:20 GMT · By Monica Gaza

Chaotic Sp(ears + F)ederline Releases Latest Hit Game - Let's Play Subpoena The Pants Off Britney!

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What can I say, seems like it's a plot here - or a badly concealed publicity stunt in the making. The K-Fed / Spears former couple's been keeping in the headlines lately, there's a lot of hot gossip in town mostly about who's gonna get custody of the poor kiddies. And while Britney does her best and photoshops her newly-styled image to fit the previously hot, angel-like all nice and happy pop star, K-Fed's keeping us all entertained with his subpoena shower.

Now back to the plot I was mentioning earlier - it has to do with K-Fed and his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, dishing out yet another one of these beauties, and thus aiming at re-writing "The Longest Story In the World" subtitled "Britney's subpoena trip". This time, the lucky recipient is an undisclosed administrative executive at the Promises rehab center where Britney spent a month earlier this year trying to get herself under control and get rid of her drinking and drugging habits.

But what - you will ask yourselves - is K-Fed's camp trying to achieve by this? I mean, they all claimed to be concerned over Britney's sometimes erratic behavior - true, but the reason for which someone goes into rehab is precisely to try to get that erratic, potentially self-destructive behavior under control. I think it's pretty much obvious that no one who's going into rehab will make clear-headed decisions - on the contrary. So, how's all this supposed to paint a realistic picture of what Britney's like as a mom in everyday life? The only answer is, K-Fed and Team are trying to gather up all the dirt and attempt to drown the judge with all of Britney's past mistakes and false steps and make her seem like the wicked witch of the west. And although in terms of the fashion statements Brit's been making lately it may work, when it comes to the kids …things change big time.

Apparently, what the Fed-Ex is struggling with now is the decision whether to serve the next subpoena to Britney's mother and father. Federline, a source states, "knows the trouble that will cause, so he's trying to avoid it. He doesn't want to put Britney's parents in that position. But if he has to, if it means the difference between getting his kids or not, he'll do whatever it takes". Beware, y'all, Fed's dealing with complex moral dilemmas now. But this hasn't apparently prevented him from allegedly coming up with more proof of Britney going girl on girl in the past. Wonder how he got to the conclusion that this makes her a bad mother though... I for one don't long to know how the guy's brain works. One thing's for sure -when The Subpoena team strikes again, we'll all tremble and hide in fear. Nah, just kidding. More like roll on the floor laughing. Yeah, that's better.

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