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Chaos for Britney and Wino: It's Not Easy to Be a Famous WreckDivorce? Pregnancy? Just an ordinary day on the crazy front |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
16th of January 2008, 15:52 GMT
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Did you know Brit Brit Spears has a British counterpart? Well, yes, there's place for only one trainwreck per continent, and I have a feeling that's why they may not allow Amy Wino in the States for the Grammy's next month. Just imagine what would happen if Brit and Wino got withing at least 100 miles of each other. The world may very well implode... continents will sink, volcanoes will erupt and the end of days might be closer to us than we imagine. I think that the rule should be "one trainwreck per planet" but since we're not sure of whether or not there's life on Mars, it would be pretty cruel to send Wino there just like that - and no Starbucks means Britney couldn't make it there, either. So for the moment we're stuck with both these walking disasters.
Similarities? Well, we have plenty. First of all - to start with the latest news - both Wino and Brit are planning to get pregnant but have some major problems with putting that particular plan into action. According to the hottest news just in, Brit Brit was just snapped looking at pregnancy tests with her paparazzi boyfriend Adnan, which may mean nothing and it may mean anything. Given how crazy Britney's behavior has been of late, I wouldn't be surprised if she faked her interest in pregnancy tests just for a little bit of extra media attention. But then again, it has widely been reported lately that having lost custody of her two sons, Britney's disturbed brain seems to think that she can just make another baby to replace them, just like that. As for Wino, she's definitely not knocked up yet, but has expressed her desire to get pregnant by hubby Blake as soon as he gets out of jail. Problem with that? Well, Blakey has apparently expressed a desire to divorce his wife, without giving any reason for his decision.
Differences? Well, as far as I can tell - but we never know for sure - in Wino's case it's less a question of mental disease and more a problem of consistent drug abuse. Only yesterday, the British press was abuzz after a friend of Wino's, well-known music producer Mark Ronson was spotted going into Amy's house carrying what looked like a small package which most likely contained drugs. In Brit's case, although people have claimed that it's all down to drugs and prescription pills, in the end it seems that the former pop star is mentally ill - and there's no arguing with that theory. Trouble is, the longer she avoids getting treatment, the worse it's all going to get. So, you see, things are not looking up for any of the two troubled pop singers. And the strangest part is that we can't anticipate one single thing as far as they're concerned. In Brit and Wino's world, a new day equals a new disaster.
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