Carmen Dons Bikini. 'Nuff Said.

Because I imagine the last bikini post left you with a rather sour taste in your mouth and an inexplicable desire to go eat the biggest sandwich you could ever make (also, because I'm a very kind person whose interest in the good of mankind is only surpassed by an undying wish to right the wrongs in the world), feast your eyes on this. It doesn't quite qualify for the Fashion Police, but it would if you thought of it this way: this is how all the Nicoles, Courtneys, Taras and the Jennas on this planet should look like. Also, it's a good opportunity to look at a gorgeous woman wearing next to nothing. And that's grand!

Carmen has been and will always be a darling to the public to such an extent that few are the things that she does that are not duly praised and appreciated. Even her totally lame movies are somehow tolerated by the public, for the mere reason that she never takes herself too seriously. Plus, most of her parts usually involve some manner of stripping, even if only down to her bra, and honestly how can one find fault with such a wonderful woman?

However, that which still keeps her in the spotlight is her tight body. And those crazy acts she sometimes performs with the Pussycat Dolls (the dancers, not the singers) - shaking her tush in front of the cameras and/or a live audience will probably always be the one thing that Miss Electra is best at. If that's not enough for you to fall in love with her instantly, there's also that certain something about Carmen that makes her a favorite with everybody. Probably her innocent-dirty smile. Or her (plastic) boobs - those NEVER go out of fashion. Or her rocking bod.

Speaking of bodies, doesn't it seem to you that Carmen is just like a bottle of fine wine? She seems to get better in time, instead of the other way around. If, at 25, others like Britney, for instance, look all worn and torn and certainly not very sexy, Carmen is 35 and could still kick some major a*s among the starlets of the day. Because she's cool like that. And zexy. But above all, because she can still rock a bikini like few other women can.

To make a long story short, this is Carmen at the beach, taking in a lil' sun, a warm breeze and her share of media attention. You might not notice it, but these pics are candids - yeah, she's a real pro! Look at her posing as if for some glamour magazine. Also, in case you are able to unglue your eyes from certain parts of Carmen's body, she's sporting two different bikinis... on the same day, in the same interval of two hours! Shake it for the cameras, hon! And stop sucking in that tummy 'cause you've got none to start with!

There, I'll be quiet now. Enjoy the photos and hope for more. Yes, I know summer is almost over, but one can hope, can't one?