Carmen's Body, Only a Pill Away

This has to be a first in the history of medicine: a certain drug company released a wonder pill that will make women not only as slim as Carmen Electra is, but also just as beautiful. The 'First Rapid Weight-Loss Beauty Pill' is now available on the market (only $26.99) and it has the perfect model to boost the sales: the glamorous Carmen herself!

The very idea that stands behind the pill is absurd because it doesn't only imply overnight loss of bodily fat, but also that it will make the woman who takes it become radiant and with extra amounts of energy. 'NV's [the name of the pill] unique three complex formula is a simple way to enhance a woman's figure, radiate beauty and increase energy. I can identify with a woman's desire to make her outer appearance match her inner glow, which is why my secret to maintaining my looks, energy and confidence is NV', Electra said at the launch of the drug.

Well, and we're to believe that! It's as if, by taking NV (pronounced like 'envy') will give a woman Carmen's fake boobs and her body, which she keeps in such a great shape by means of long hours in the gym and a little help from a god-like entity called the almighty Plastic Surgeon.

But the explanation is very simple: there's a lot of money in a business like this one. Instead of selling the most basic recipe for a rocking body, which combines not three, but only two 'magical' ingredients called 'exercise' and 'equilibrated diet', they have chosen something that would only work on a mental level for those who are gullible enough to believe what Carmen is saying.

Anyway, HERE is a link that will lead you to where you can purchase the pill... just in case...