Care for Some Nipples?

There's not much anyone can say now about Lindsay Lohan and her intimate parts, given that we've had more than our fair share of them in the past months. Were I to make an overall resume of what happened with Lindsay's boobs, butt and/or vagina and where they popped out in the past, I would have my hands full (so to speak) for a very, very long time.

Anyway, we've seen all that we could have ever needed or wanted of Lindsay's assets. But the funny thing is that she seems to consider that even that wasn't enough and she keeps doing it to us over and over again. Luckily, this is not a case of crotch alert, but a more reasonable nipple slip...

So, Lindsay is out and about town again. After all, what can a 20-year-old do in her spare time? Get involved in some charity, give something back to the community that made her a star, save a child's life or read a book or something? Noooo.... Party is the way to go for Lindsay!

Just to set the record straight, I didn't say all of the above because I really want to see her do all that, but because she keeps lamenting people talk about her and see her only as a party girl when, in fact, that is all that she ever does! Oh, the humanity of it all...

Safe to say Lohan hasn't yet learned about the almighty power of the flash of the camera and, by the looks of things, she never will. But we're happy that it is not worse because that much exposed firecrotch could go to one's head and cause one's death on the spot. Who knows? Stranger things have happened...