I don't know much about human psychology - well, I guess no one knows everything on that topic, either - but there's one thing I never could fully understand and that I always suspected escapes all the written and unwritten laws of normal human behavior (whatever that is). My question would be - how come someone who's already taking a lot of grief for their looks chooses to become even... ahem, uglier (sorry for this, Pete) than before? My question becomes even more interesting in the context in which the guy I'm talking about, Australian singer Peter Andre, is a desperately manic attention seeker who does everything he can to keep himself in the news one way or another.

The funny part is that Pete's media crazy self - doubled and backed up by the even larger ego of his boobilicious wife (and penis talker extraordinaire) Jordan - seems to have backfired quite severely. I'm sure he dyed his hair that horrendous shade of yellow (I can't even call it blond, my eyes are already watering) to get some extra paparazzi loving, but ended up looking like someone mistook his head for a frying pan and poured half a dozen eggs on top of him. I know, real classy. And if you loot at him in the picture I enclosed, you'll notice that not only does he look like a flag, draped in those striking colors and waving around a stupid grin - but his overall "just look how macho I am" pose seems completely ridiculous.

Not that I expected anything else from a man who was crazy enough to get married to Jordan. I mean, this lady - apart from being just about the most self-centered media whore out there - is also completely deluded and lacks a sense of proportion - what am I saying, she lacks common sense, period. She talks dirty, flashes her panties and her crotch about once every week, talks about the size of her husband's penis on live TV... and the list could go on and on. I'd imagine having to live with her in the same house would end up getting to you - and probably making you do a lot of crazy choices. Either that or good old Pete mixed up his hair dye with hers and ended up looking like one, ugly chicken. Who knows - in the Jordan household, anything is possible.