She's been called “buxom”, “voluptuous,” “curvy,” but the truth is staring us in the face

Sep 9, 2014 11:48 GMT  ·  By
Kim Kardashian's appearance has changed a lot over the last years, but we're still being lied to
   Kim Kardashian's appearance has changed a lot over the last years, but we're still being lied to

This piece has been inspired by the outrage caused when hearing that Kim Kardashian was named “Woman of the year” by the British edition of the GQ Magazine. Of course, that same award show nominated former British Prime Minister Tony Blair as philanthropist of the year so there's really not much stock to be out on the title.

Regardless, seeing Kim Kardashian, the woman with absolutely no talent apart from her easily recognizable derriere, strut up on stage and gush about how she's happy to be woman of the year is enough to drive a man insane.

Kim Kardashian never wastes a chance to show off some skin

The most offending thing is that Kim Kardashian accompanied her win with a very saucy photo shoot in the pages of this month's GQ Magazine, the British edition in which she wore nothing more than a pair of heels and a smile. Very tanned and very photoshopped, Kim smiles at us invitingly while arching her back and letting that famous bottom do the talking or lie on the bed and sensuously pout at the camera while only a sating sheet covers her modesty.

In photos like this it becomes painfully obvious that Kim is just fat, not curvy, not buxom, not voluptuous and not well endowed. She is a fat woman with a fat woman's body. Not that's really anything wrong with being fat. What's wrong is that everyone seems to turn a blind eye to her thick frame just because of her name and fame.

Women are fat, Kim is "curvy"

Why shouldn't all women of the world get the same treatment? Mind you, Kim is viewed as a style icon (although she's faux-pas-ed so many times in that department that it's still a wonder her clothing lines are selling at all) and also a model in terms of fitness.

On social media, in interviews and on TV, Kim complains that she's not happy about her body, but then she unashamedly exposes it every chance she gets, looking at the camera demurely, with a condescending face, knowing full well that there are millions out there who drool over the photos.

Kim is not ashamed of her body, otherwise why would she admit to taking close to 2,000 selfies a day? Nor does she think she's fat. She thinks she's the new image of beauty and a model for all women to emulate.

Having the media, photographers, producers, your husband, your family and your friends telling you all day, every day that you're God's gift to men on Earth, you're bound to start believing it at one point. That's exactly what has happened with Kim: she's fallen victim to her own mirages and now she can't stop.

Her derriere is just a mirage, an engineered artifice meant to illicit attention

So if you women out there simply can't get that round posterior that Kim has got, don't worry, you're fine just the way you are. Kim is just an exaggeration of the female stereotype, a fad, just like the size 0 fashion that swept up Hollywood a couple of years ago, when women used to starve themselves just to be skinny.

Now round is the new skinny and I keep seeing on my social media feeds women who share video tutorials, diets and tricks on how to get that “Kim Kardashian booty.” And I feel sorry for all these girls that struggle to fit themselves into an unachievable body image, because what Kim won't tell you is that her perfect body, toned by diets and hours spent at the gym is actually achieved with plastic surgery.

If you don't believe me, just google photos of Kim Kardashian from a couple of years ago, for example when she was Paris Hilton's personal assistant (yeah, remember that demeaning job?). Then ask yourself how that ugly duckling has managed to evolve in such a swan in a matter of years.

If you were to ask Kim, she's going to say that her body has transitioned to womanhood and she's matured or some other stuff like that, but the fact of the matter is that she's getting fat injected into her posterior, she's had implants in her chest, she's had her nose done, her lips and God knows how many fillers to achieve that flawless look.

Her mother Kris has admitted to having work done and enforcing it on her daughters as well. So in a family where plastic surgery becomes the norm once you've hit the “ripe” old age of 16, do you really think that Kim would go out of her way to work hard for her body or just cut the corners and get her beauty from a clinic?

So please, for our sake and that of the women around us, let's please stop referring to Kim as “voluptuous” and admit that in reality she's just fat.