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March 24th, 2007, 12:38 GMT · By

Bruce Willis' Daughter Likes to Put Condoms In Her Mouth

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Rummer shows her blowing skills to the camera
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Many don't know who Rummer Willis is and this is what I'm here for. She is the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, an aspiring actress and socialite. Despite being only 19, Rummer's resume includes a couple of movies in which she starred alongside one of her parents and hanging out with inspirational role models, like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

That last part is what mainly concerns us: you see, we all know what happens when you hang out for too long with Paris, don't we? If Britney Spears' example is not enough to get the point through, we can always look at Lindsay or Nicole Richie's case. Paris is one tough celebutante and she will do whatever it takes to break even the most innocent young star there is in Hollywood.

This being said, it's no surprise that Rummer already has a bunch of photos leaked on the Internet. We might call them embarrassing because there's nothing sexy or erotic about them. But she might also call them a lesson to learn: if you're a celebrity, putting condoms in your mouth and then posing for the camera is not such a great idea. Of course, neither putting other things in your mouth and then looking straight in the camera is (hear this, Paris?).

But, I'm thinking, if Rummer really wanted to become the face everybody recognizes at first sight, she might as well have gone about it the right way. Instead of these lame and ridiculous shots, she could have gone for the mild eroticism of Antonella Barba, if Paris' way is too risky. Then again, maybe she should have kept that condom and used it for the right purpose: what, are we in tenth grade, to blow up condoms, fill them with water and then throw them from the window? For goodness' sake, woman, you're 19! Start acting like it!

OK, I'm done now. One final word, though: Rummer should get her ass back in school and maybe learn some manners. And stop hanging with Paris.

Did they teach you that in sex ed?
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Rummer and friend. So you get to see her face...
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Comment #1 by: me on 31 Jul 2008, 19:17 UTC reply to this comment

umm... Rumer Willis is only in ONE of those photos. the one where she is wearing a white tank top. the other two are not her.
you can tell by the hair, nose and eye brows. rumer willis' hair in the photo where she's wearing a white tank top are soft curls with no frizz. and her eyebrows aren't that thin at the ends and they don't curl up.. plus her nose is smaller. the girl in the other two photos is uglier, has a bigger nose, thinner eyebrows, and her hair is all messy and frizzy and gross.

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