Many don't know who Rummer Willis is and this is what I'm here for. She is the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, an aspiring actress and socialite. Despite being only 19, Rummer's resume includes a couple of movies in which she starred alongside one of her parents and hanging out with inspirational role models, like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

That last part is what mainly concerns us: you see, we all know what happens when you hang out for too long with Paris, don't we? If Britney Spears' example is not enough to get the point through, we can always look at Lindsay or Nicole Richie's case. Paris is one tough celebutante and she will do whatever it takes to break even the most innocent young star there is in Hollywood.

This being said, it's no surprise that Rummer already has a bunch of photos leaked on the Internet. We might call them embarrassing because there's nothing sexy or erotic about them. But she might also call them a lesson to learn: if you're a celebrity, putting condoms in your mouth and then posing for the camera is not such a great idea. Of course, neither putting other things in your mouth and then looking straight in the camera is (hear this, Paris?).

But, I'm thinking, if Rummer really wanted to become the face everybody recognizes at first sight, she might as well have gone about it the right way. Instead of these lame and ridiculous shots, she could have gone for the mild eroticism of Antonella Barba, if Paris' way is too risky. Then again, maybe she should have kept that condom and used it for the right purpose: what, are we in tenth grade, to blow up condoms, fill them with water and then throw them from the window? For goodness' sake, woman, you're 19! Start acting like it!

OK, I'm done now. One final word, though: Rummer should get her ass back in school and maybe learn some manners. And stop hanging with Paris.