Someone call him and tell him the 80s have been over for decades

Aug 2, 2014 06:48 GMT  ·  By
Bruce Jenner desperately clings to the 80s with his new hair style, an orange mullet
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   Bruce Jenner desperately clings to the 80s with his new hair style, an orange mullet

Bruce Jenner has managed to stay out of the news for an impressive amount of time, considering he's part of the world's most famous family which is constantly seen on TV. In fact, you can't turn a street corner without running into something with the name Kardashian on it.

But Bruce is making his comeback and he's making it in a big way, he's waltzing back into the headline thanks to an amazing transformation. Hold on, don't jump the gun, he hasn't turned into a woman just yet, but he did do something slightly reminiscent of a gender change.

Our dear old Bruce decided to bring back the old glory days from the 80s by changing his hairstyle. He was seen and subsequently photographed in Calabasas, California, yesterday rocking what can only be described as a glorious mullet, the likes of which we haven't seen since the Berlin Wall fell.

Though the front part of his head can be seen losing some of its volume (Bruce is showing his first signs of baldness), the former athlete decided to compensate by growing a huge mane on the back of his head.

To top it off, Bruce also dyed his lovely mullet in a light brown shade, but the harsh California sun made it seem like a light orange, increasing the ridiculous factor of Bruce's appearance by a factor of one thousand.

Ever since he split up from Kris Jenner, Bruce has pulled some serious eyebrow-raising moves. He's had procedures done that indicated he was aiming for a gender change, like shaving off his Adam's Apple.

From the recent pictures it seems that Mr. Jenner hasn't quite yet made the transition to Mrs. Jenner, but he's not that far from the title either. This has prompted the tabloids to speculate that Bruce will soon announce his switching over to the other gender, thus realizing his lifelong dream.

For our part, we can't say for sure if Bruce is really a closeted trans gendered man, but he has been displaying some distinctly feminine traits since the beginning of the year, to the point that it's hard to put a finger on it.

His orange mullet is not helping his case either unfortunately, and apart from making him look ridiculous, it only manages to give gossip publications the fodder to trash the former athlete. At least he looks happy now in the shape of a very feminine man, with long hair and nails done. We wish him the best of luck surviving a night out on the town looking like that.

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