Britney Wants K-Fed Back, K-Fed Replies: Talk to The Hand!

Britney Spears seems to have a special category in the tabloids just for her. Since her musical career is dead and buried, she is desperate to be noticed and she uses any means necessary. The paparazzi are following her 24/7, but that doesn't seem to bother her. Rumor has it that Britney herself is the one who calls them. Now that's a media whore right there.

So, what's Britney up to now? Well, as the title clearly indicates, she wants K-Fed back. Wait a second, didn't Britney, like, kick poor K-Fed out of her house and then filed for divorce? Why, yes she did. Turns out that Britney changes her mind as often as she does her underwear (I will NOT even begin to create a picture of that in my mind).

As I was saying, Britney has decided that she wants her family back. Various friends of the former princess of pop have leaked to the media that Britney confessed to them that she was wrong when she told K-Fed to hit the road. And since the divorce is not yet official, she proposed Kevin to come back home to her.

Well, the rapper wannabe actually did a smart thing in his life for a change and this time he was the one who showed Britney the door. Basically, he has no regrets. He banged Britney while she was still looking hot, married her, then got her pregnant twice. All this will account for a very large sum of money in case they divorce. And that's exactly what Britney did: she filed for divorce. K-Fed couldn't be happier.

But Britney is not giving up that easy. Seems that she has threatened Federline that the divorce proceedings are going to take months, until he can't take it anymore and comes back to her. Well, we surely are gonna wait to see how this unfolds. Stay tuned for the updates.