Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan BOTH Pregnant?

Now, I'm really really curious to see how the celebrity world would deal with such a horribly appetizing piece of news. I mean it - and it's not like it were completely impossible, right? There have been rumors going round for ages that Britney may be carrying a little bun in the oven, and now these photos of Lindsay Lohan have emerged and have sent tongues wagging. If you take a close look at them, you have to admit that slutty LiLo is looking a tiny bit rounded in the "baby region" of her stomach, so yes, I suppose we could now officially mark the beginning of the Lindsay pregnancy buzz. So I suppose we're all free to speculate, sit by and see what happens.

You know what the really, really funny thing would be? And when I say funny, I mean "strange, unexpected and completely hilarious, as well as slightly disturbing"? The funny thing would be for the Britster and LiLo to really be pregnant. It could all turn into an epic novel. Come on, can't you feel the huge potential such an association would make? The two troubled divas could turn to one another for support. We'd have two separate reality shows portraying their struggle to quit boozing and doing drugs (in Britney's case, we could also witness her struggle to overcome a Frappuccino addiction), they could bond over maternity issues, talk about dealing with morning sickness and eventually give birth live on TV holding hands.

Now, all jokes put aside, I think the world is not yet strong enough to be dealing with a Britney - Lindsay double pregnancy any time soon. It would probably turn into a "Christina vs. Nicole" struggle for the most lucrative magazine cover deal, the best pregnant naked spreads and the best-documented and publicized baby showers. So no, I really am hoping we're only dealing with rumors, but by the looks of things I have a strange feeling that it may all end in a maternity ward. Well, we'll just wait and see. Until we get to know for sure, though, I suggest we all start packing and making food supplies, 'cause the end of the world may be round the corner.