Britney Spears Would Love a Lesbian Affair

Finally, it's the weekend, I'm sure you're all waiting for some sassy news to go with the sunshine and the good weather. I'll speak nothing of parties, meeting your friends, going shopping of sitting down for a coffee and some good gossip to go along, since I'm sure some or all of these are on your to do for the next two days. And just to get you started, here's some interesting news about our favorite trainwreck princess, the one and only Brit Brit, who managed to do plenty of things since we last heard of her exploits - among which run her car over a policeman's foot and make public her appetite for a little bit of girl - girl action.

Britney reportedly revealed her lust to have a lesbian love affair with socialite Kim Kardashian. I'm not calling this "shocking news" first of all because nothing Britney does these days can be labeled shocking anymore, and second because we're all aware that the pop tart can be described as "bisexual" at best. In short, we know Brit loves herself a sexy lady from time to time, as she previously proved it by reportedly trying to seduce her children's nanny and enjoying a topless pool romp with one of her former assistants, Shannon Funk.

Brit revealed her lust for Kim during a tell-all game with group of friends. She was allegedly asked to name one celebrity with which she would most like to have sex, and her reply was "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. She is a real horny beast". Now these are some true words of wisdom. 'Horny beast" would definitely not have ranked among my top ten ways of defining Kim Kardashian, but now that I think about it, Brit may just have a point. It's interesting to note however that Britney's racy mind jumped straight to a woman when asked about an ideal sex partner.

Britney also revealed she lusts after such Hollywood beauties Carmen Electra and Halle Berry, while Brad Pitt and George Clooney top her list of sexiest men. "She was so graphic. It's funny to hear America's pop darling get so dirty" said one source who was at the party. And since Britney is definitely one person that holds true to her word, here is another sample of Britney madness with a slightly flirtatious touch.

At the beginning of last week, Britney along with Alli Sims and several of her friends went out to party and tried to pick up one of the bartenders (who was wearing a low-cut black dress) with a truly classic line: "You have nice tits! Mine are all saggy!" Yes, classic AND classy - and it got worse as Brit ended up switching outfits with the bartender in question. There's not too much I can add to this except that I totally expect to see Britney and Kim as a couple raising Brit's kids in less than six month. I'm kidding. Wait - am I?