Britney: Outrageous Rumors and Decisions of the Day

Welcome, everybody, on a stroll through darling Britney's daily madness...that is, life. Today is as good a day as any other for some pretty outrageous rumors, and you'll be glad to hear I decided to offer you some more concentrated Brit news and gossip installment every day from now on and try to sum up the day's rumors concerning the trouble popwreck. As I was saying, plenty of things happened today - and here are some of them.

1. Britney has returned a positive drugs test

This one is pretty much confirmed - as much as such a piece of news can be confirmed in a universe ruled by the Brit Brit chaos and madness. The fact is, it may sound as nothing special, since we all know and even the judge that handles Brit's care knows that the troubled pop princess is (or has been, according to her claims) a habitual drug user. However, considering the fact that Brit has to undergo random court-ordered drugs tests as part of the custody arrangements for her two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline, a positive urine sample can mean a real drama.

However, Britney is adamant she is clean and that the reading was false and should have returned a negative result. Yes, now that would be convenient. In you remember, it was only last week that Kevin's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan claimed Britney has missed no less than eight out of 14 drugs tests. "We have been in court on this exact issue at least three times. She lives in a parallel universe. Mr. Federline doesn't want to take these children out of their mother's life but what are we to do?", Kaplan stated at the time.

2. K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan will hold another court hearing where he plans to show a film of Britney driving through a red light with her kids in the car.

This could turn out messy, too. I mean, Britney's already proved she doesn't care much about the time she spends with her boys (on one such occasion she left them in the car while she went shopping for chandeliers) but endangering them is a whole different issue altogether.

3. Britney wants to start over again in New York

I pretty much doubt the Britster would like New York - there are not nearly as many people there as there are in Los Angeles. However, Brit is reportedly flat hunting in New York. She previously owned a $4 million apartment in the Silk Building on East Fourth Street, which she eventually sold, and is now looking at loft apartments in the West Village for around $9 million. "Britney and her manager recently looked at a couple of places a few weeks ago. She apparently wants to start over in NYC". Start over what? They forgot to say… Did they invent a drug in New York or some different type of Mexican food that they don't find in L.A.? Britney knows best.