Britney Leaves Her Kids Alone and Screaming

I was actually wondering when Brit Brit was going to strike again. And of course, she doesn't disappoint when it comes to making herself look as deranged and as silly as possible. And one thing that we all have to understand (sorry to sound patronizing, only I've discovered there's an art to understanding Britney and I'm just trying to make all the knowledge available for all posterity) is that there's no such thing as one single "Britney disaster front". It's a complex of disasters waiting to happen and if it's not the professional side that keeps us in limbo, then it's the personal side. One thing is for sure - Britney never disappoints.

By some miracle, someone dragged Brit Brit's a*s onto a plane and packed her on a flight to Las Vegas to honor her commitment of showing up at the LAX club grand opening. But as I was saying, if she didn't blow it this time and managed to appear (even though she breezed through the red carpet and had to be forced to pause for some photos) she barely got back home and she gave us all another major screw-up. This time, what she did was to leave her L.A. home to go back to Las Vegas to see rumored boyfriend Criss Angel - with one minor glitch: she didn't wait for the nanny to arrive and left the boys alone and screaming in their cribs for over an hour.

We can all agree that Britney really didn't need another "bad parent" finger pointed at her right about now. And if you thought things appeared to be going better, you were wrong. The pop tart's latest blunder comes to fill in another page in team K-Fed's fact file of Britney slips and it's probably going to make for a much more compelling case against her when the whole custody issue will be addressed in court. The fact is, Britney really did call a nanny service and asked them to send someone to watch the boys, but she apparently took off at least an hour before the nanny arrived.

The boys were not alone in the house, as apparently there was a housekeeper around, but she had her own work to do and when the nanny arrived, she was horrified to find the boys alone, crying hysterically in their cribs. The nanny service tried to contact both Britney and Federline, who was away in North Carolina shooting for a TV show, but neither were directly available. No wonder - Britney was probably having way too much fun with Angel at that point to even care.

Eventually, she managed to reach K-Fed's lawyer. Sources say K-Fed went through the roof when he heard the news and wanted to come and take the boys away immediately, but apparently his lawyer convinced him that this will be much more relevant if presented as evidence in his custody claim. Which leaves us all even more convinced Britney is very very close to losing the boys to K-Fed, which will in turn probably only make her lose control even more. Whatever is going to happen though, we're very near an end to this whole situation, only presumably not an end to Brit Brit's liking.