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Britney Insists She's a Good Mother, Then Parties The Night Away Looking Like a Tramp

Just take a look at her outfit and it's nightmare guaranteed

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

1st of November 2007, 14:35 GMT

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I know it's the second Britney article today, but this is important news I'm bringing. It comes as a relief to learn that the trainwreck still knows how to speak and hasn't turned into a half-asleep, Cheetos popping mutant. The troubled singer - who lost custody of her kids to ex-husband, Kevin Federline last month and failed to get it back - stated that despite the constant rumors and allusions about her being a bad parent, she "knows in her heart" she is doing what she believes is best for her children.

I think we need a little bit of interpreting here. When she says "in her heart", Britney actually means "in her own little world", which as we know is governed by completely different rules than the mean world ordinary people live in, and where it's OK to snort drugs, talk in crazy, made-up language and ignore your children even in the presence of a court-appointed monitor.

The people at Ryan Seacrest's KISS-FM radio show managed to wake Britney up yesterday and negotiated what looks like an interview with her, during which she said: "People say what they want and do what they do. It's really sad how people - how cruel our world can be. But at the end of the day you've got to know in your heart that you are doing the best that you can. As long as you know what's up and what's true, then that's all that matters".

After hearing Brit go into that long rant, I think those drug-testing people should have gone straight to her house and work their magic. I'm sure they would have had a little surprise waiting for them. Britney basically talks a lot of words but there's no meaning behind them, she sounds like she's simply delusional. During the interview, Britney also revealed she celebrated the successful release of "Blackout" by eating fried chicken. "It was kind of laid back, really. We watched a scary movie, and ate fried chicken - that's about it!" Yes, well, it's a good thing she kept that eating chicken part private, as we've pretty much seen enough grease stains on her clothes to last us a lifetime.

However, our favorite trainwreck failed to live up to the tame image she tried to create for herself during the interview. She probably decided to celebrate the fact the her kids weren't staying with her that night and stepped out in hot pink animal print leotard with a cut out center which exposed her cleavage and midriff. Brit Brit attended a house party thrown by model Heidi Klum and husband Seal, and later hit the Green Door bar with her friend Lucy Walsh. And just take a look at her outfit. It left me speechless for longer than Chris Crotcher's latest crotch flash - and that's saying something.

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Britney Spears | Ryan Seacrest | KISS-FM | interview | Halloween

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