Britney Hits, Runs, Shows Crotch Again

Another day, another Britney Spears post. Only that, this time, there is actually something to say about her, other than that she's a lousy dresser, an unprofessional on the set, a complete trainwreck and maybe an unfit mother. Or that she's displaying a behavior scientists already cataloged classic for a bipolar. Or that she's, basically, not aware of absolutely anything that goes on around her.

Not that her latest achievement is necessarily something to take pride in: not only was Britney involved in a fender bender (hold on to your panties, she's OK!) but she also failed to even leave a note to the owner of the car she hit with her Mercedes. Well, at least she made the time to talk to the paparazzi and to let them know that she's a 'brainiac' and that she still likes them to snap the most private parts of her body. You don't say?

Anyway, back to the story at hand. Britney was preparing to park her car near a pharmacy, from where she planned on buying vitamins for her two children. Fortunately, neither of the boys where in the car with her but her recently acquired pet, the Terrier London was. He got out unharmed. Phew! Because the paparazzi were too close and because Britney really wanted to smile for their pics, she failed to appreciate the distance between her car and another parked vehicle and went right into it.

However, the damage done was almost negligible: her Mercedes was scratched a little, while on the other vehicle a vague sign was left. But, because Brit Brit is such an excellent driver (actually, she's an excellent everything and not only a driver!), she managed to hit the same car twice (second time when she swung open the door), as she was coming out to check out the damage done on her Mercedes. And, still, the thought of leaving a note behind didn't even cross her mind! According to various paparazzi agencies, the owner of the silver vehicle was contacted and told about the fender bender. He also said that he hoped that Britney would do 'the right thing'. And, by right thing, you're obviously to understand 'pay me lots of money'!

To conclude: Britney still drives like s**t and is still as irresponsible as always. On a brighter note, her wig seems to get only better in time - just like wine... not! Plus, it's always a good thing to see that she still hasn't learned that, when paparazzi are around, it can't be a good idea to bend like that, especially if you're wearing a dress or a skirt. While this sight is infinitely more decent than what we've seen in the past, it comes very close to a coochie shot... But just not close enough!

Below is a clip of the entire drama.