Britney Spears is a single woman. True, she got dumped over the phone, but that doesn't make her less single than she is. So, as any single woman would do, she too needs to: number one, celebrate her new social status and number two, get on the rebound. Number one: check, number two: check. And you said she couldn't do anything right?!

For those who are not up to speed with the pop star's 'adventures', Britney is still in New York and, if the reports are accurate, she plans on staying there for a veeeery long, long time. You see, after model/wannabe actor Isaac Cohen broke up with her because he couldn't keep up with her hectic way of life (or so he says), Britney went again club hopping to mend her broken heart.

I know, she promised us at least on two occasions that it was all just a phase that she would get over as soon as possible, that she just wanted to have some time for herself and to have fun with her girlfriends, after two years spent cooked up in the house, bearing Kevin Federline's children (her words, not mine). She also vouched that this stage was in no way an indicator as to who she was, that it was just some R&R time she was taking off being herself.

That was almost three months ago and, instead of living up to her promises, the panty-challenged singer is at it again. This time, the knickers stay on. On Sunday night, Brit Brit and her female friends (probably the same ones she likes to do other stuff with) went to a posh club in Manhattan. But, you see, Britney did not like the outfit she had on and so, she did what any other woman in her right mind would have done: she took it off and partied in her underwear. Yes, that's right, there was underwear involved!

And don't for a sec think that she stopped here: similar to what she pulled last December, Britney started dancing on the highest platform she came across... while 'cavorting' (this is the term used in the media) with a female dancer. The same reports state that the drunken momma then continued her night at another club, where she did her sexy dance routine (they say some lesbian kisses were also seen) with one female members of her entourage.

To end the night in the same high (and classic) note that it started, Britney went home in the wee hours of morning, after the bouncers from the second club carried her out unconscious, reports 'Extra'. Now, if this is not 'control' and 'demure behavior', I don't know what is! If these reports are true (photos and videos are bound to surface), we have to be thankful at least for the small miracles life has in store for us: Britney has underwear!