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Britney's Nipples Go Well with SauceLooking good, but there's always room for improvement. |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
6th of April 2007, 14:00 GMT
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One of the mysteries of this world, aside from how do aliens really look like and which are the exact causes that lead to spontaneous human combustion, is why is Paris Hilton always bruised? Well, in the light of recent photos, we can add another one to the list: why are Britney Spears' clothes always stained? While to the first question I could come up with a couple of very interesting options (ranging from she's into S&M and she's always kicked around the bedroom by her lover to she's too self-centered to see other things that happen to exist on this planet), in what concerns Britney, it is more than simple: the woman is a slob!
So, here she is: all nippy and braless and stained! The woman is the perfect example of decorum and good taste and there isn't a single person in this world that could contradict me. If you remember, back in her pre-rehab wild partying days, Britney showed up at her mother's birthday in a see-through lace number, complete with pink bra and all. Keeping up with the tradition of showing your loved ones something special on their most special day, the former pop star went to her sister's bash in a pair of short hotpants and white top. No bra included, this time.
Sure, you're gonna say, she looks decently hot and I will not be the one to disagree with you on that. From her glued on hat plus wig ensemble, to the hotpants, the top, the baby blue eyes and the seemingly perfect make-up, Britney looks stunning. But why did she have to ruin everything with those boots (of which we have seen more than enough by now), with going braless and with the stains on her clothes? Couldn't she stick to being classy just for one night?
Britney went to her sister's birthday party and stayed for about 40 minutes. Which is more than enough for her to stain her top and then ruin it completely by trying to clean up the spot with water. But that's not the worst part (and I'm saying this bearing in mind the fact that you wouldn't want to see the clothes I wear when I'm indoors - it's like a magic, colorful world of stains!): going out without a bra and a see-through number is not to her advantage and she should have known it by now!
I mean, really, it's not like her boobs are made of gold and diamonds and everyone wants to see them. They are the way they are and it's best to keep them under wraps. For the good of mankind. Unless she plans to show them on a home made sex tape, which is just fine. Or in some dirty magazine. Yes, that would definitely boost her career. But she must leave the stains at home!
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