In the latest part of 'I want to be a celebrity. Please, mind me for another 15 minutes!!!', Jason Alexander, Britney Spears' childhood friend and husband for 55 eternal hours, speaks again to let the world know that the party girl has interrupted her all-night drinking and/or flashing routine to have a few words with him.

For those who are not up to speed with what I'm talking about, Jason began to talk to various media outlets immediately after Brit Brit made her divorce from Kevin Federline public. First, he gave his opinion on the 'idiot' K-Fed, who didn't know how to appreciate a good thing when he had it (meaning, Britney and her money... so that's two things actually) and spent all that time partying alone in Las Vegas and leaving the pop star to cope by herself with their two children.

Then, Alexander met with K-Fed's ex, Shar Jackson and, being both such experts in relationships, they spoke their mind on what went wrong in the Spears-Federline marriage and what might have made it fall apart. Besides talking out of their asses, Alexander and Jackson went to the media to get another shot at their 15 minutes of fame, it has been implied.

While Jackson showed a bit more reserve and quickly stepped back from the spotlight, Alexander continues to hold all the headlines. The last time he gave an interview, he revealed that he planned to write an autobiography in which he would deal with the topics that interest the public the most: Brit's plastic surgeries, her babies and her sex life.

Now, he comes up again and says that Spears called him and left a threatening message on his answering machine: 'Don't say anything you'd regret'. And, being such an understanding person and still in love with Britney, Jason goes back to the press and reveals everything that is on his mind. Apparently, he took the message as a 'don't talk about me or K-Fed anymore' so that must mean that he can still talk about her...

'We have always had that behind-the-scene relationship that most people didn't know about... We always had each other in our lives. It was open to the public after we had our vows. Then it was just like she was out of our life, and she's been out of my life for three years now. So that's the most unfortunate part. I was in love [with her]. There are a lot of things that me and Britney had. We have always been friends and we have always have our times together - when she would be home off of work and I would be home from school', the forgotten ex brags.

While he talks and talks and talks, the world is still waiting to hear about the release date of that book. Or at least something (anything!) about when it might come out!