Brit Loves Her Dog More than She Loves Her Kids

This actually doesn't surprise me too much. It was obvious that in the mad, twisted Britney Spears universe there was a different order of things than the one we're used to. And so, sources reveal that Brit apparently doesn't care too much about her kids (well, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out, judging by how she was careful to avoid doing each and every thing the judge had ordered her to do in order to keep joint custody) but her dogs are much more important.

We're talking about one dog in particular, her Yorkshire terrier London, who apparently is the real star of the family. And there was me thinking the boys were the most important element. Silly me! London apparently goes with Brit wherever she goes and whenever she eats, he sits in her lap. Brit's friends also claim that when Brit is told her dog isn't allowed into a restaurant she goes completely crazy and starts to cry hysterically.

One such episode took place at the Mexican restaurant Casa Escobar, where Britney stopped one day during her aimless drives around Los Angeles for a strong margarita. But, sources reveal to OK!, the outing took a less-than-pleasant turn when Brit Brit was told she couldn't eat with London, in her lap. "It set her off into hysterics" says the source. And a friend of Brit adds, "She cares more about London than her boys! She'll let anyone hold Preston and Jayden, but has to really trust you for you to even touch London".

And if you're surprised to hear all this (are you surprised?), apparently there's more. "If one of the boys is crying and London is barking, she'll pick up London while the nanny calms the babies" say her friends. The source went on to say that even when she was told that things were working out and that she was going to get her boys back, Brit replied, "I don't give a s**t anymore. I never wanted them in the first place".

However, not even the animal-rights group PETA believes Brit can be a good mother...for her pooch. PETA in fact hopes that Brit's ex-husband K-Fed will also seek custody of Britney's dog, in addition to trying to secure permanent custody of the boys. A PETA spokesman stated for OK! that "if a court feels she is in no shape to care for her own kids, she certainly shouldn't be trusted with pets". Ouch! Truth hurts - but they're right. Take the pooch away before she mistakes it for her Cheetos one night and eats it alive.