Brit Brit, the Sexaholic, Tops All 'Top 10 Worst' Charts

As I was saying before, 2006 wasn't Britney's year. The singer suffered a fall from grace that was rarely seen in showbiz. No, that's not exactly true: Tara Reid's public downfall could be compared to Britney's, but in the first case, there were no flashings involved so I guess that makes momma Spears the winner.

Anyway, as the year reached its final days, Britney's name pops in all the charts, but do not be deceived as to believe that it's in the music charts, where we used to see her (a lot!) in the past. No. Instead, she is getting 'accolades' from many celebrity magazines for being the worst dressed star of 2006, the most annoying public face in showbiz, the most overrated and the worst dog owner.

Plus, 'Star' Magazine comes up with something that looks like an explanation for Brit Brit's Vag Vag flashing: she exposed herself in such a way in front of the cameras because the woman is desperately looking for a man to fill the void in her life and because she is, basically, a sexaholic.

Not only did the staff from the mag perform a thorough analysis of all of Britney's outfits while clubbing and on business or personal outings, but they also got a 'close friend' of hers to speak up about her sex habits. And it turns out that Britney (yes, that innocent 'Oops, I Did It Again' singer!) is a sexaholic on a man hunt.

'Sadly, she sees being popular as the best way to get what she really wants: a man. "She wants a boyfriend desperately. she's the type of girl who always needs to have a guy", another source explains. "That's why she's been going out at night and dressing in see-through, sexy clothes." Brit may not be a total sexaholic, but, no doubt, she's got an equally debilitating disease: she's a man-a-holic!', is how the magazine presents the situation.

To wrap up, here are some of the 'distinctions' Britney got for her behavior this year:

- Worst Celebrity Dog Owner, by 'New York Dog' and 'Hollywood Dog' magazines.
- Most Ill-Mannered Person of 2006, by The National League of Junior Cotillions, 'for lowering the standards of morality and her negative influence on the behavior of young people'.
- Most Annoying Person of 2006, by 'Star' Magazine, for 'decision to make Paris Hilton her BFF and party without panties with such a vengeance that even Lindsay was jealous!'
- Most Controversial Celebrity of 2006, by CNN's Headline News.
- Worst Dressed Celebrity, by 'Us Weekly' Magazine.