Brit Brit One Step Away from Canceling Christmas...

No day is complete without news of the Britney trainwreck. And I'm not even joking on that one – or maybe I simply developed some sort of weird addiction to this lunatic who seems to think the world is made up of herself, paparazzi and Starbucks frappuccinos. Or maybe I'm just thinking of the fact that Britney is universally acclaimed as the biggest celebrity disaster of the year.

And honestly, we can't deny the fact that 2007 will definitely go down in history as the year Britney shaved her head, almost went into rehab, really went into rehab, lost her kids and turned from a mildly crazy attention seeker into a deluded attention seeker. And I could write a list made up of a couple of hundred bulleted features of Britney's life that came under close scrutiny in 2007, but I'm sure you're going to get bored by the time we get to "she farts and burps a lot" so it's best to just tell you a few things about what Brit Brit did on Christmas.

Well, first of all she had her kids with her – which I thought was a good thing, you know, a good opportunity for Britney to show her giving side, buy presents, get into the festive spirit and maybe have a bit of fun herself. But I was obviously wrong. Christmas was just another crazy affair in the Spears household – mainly due to the fact that Britney is, I'm sorry to say this for the millionth time, a spoiled brat who thinks she makes the world go round. Her latest silly whim? She refused to allow her boys to open the presents sent by her mother and father.

"Britney would not let her boys open the gifts from her mom and dad. Apparently she hid them, and she told Kevin she might send them back to her parents un-opened" says a source. Yes, that sounds like Brit Brit – she's probably jealous that her mother and father are now giving more attention to Jamie Lynn, Britney's 16 year-old pregnant sister. K-Fed apparently stepped in and warned his ex wife to stop acting "like a spoiled brat".

Now don't you just hate it when this guy acts like the perfect father figure of all times? I sure do – apparently, he stepped in, took the presents from Britney and promised to give them to the boys later. Which was probably the logical thing to do. It's so easy to look like a true hero around Britney! We should all give it a shot – I'm sure we'd feel much better about ourselves this time of the year.


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