When you look at Coco, Ice-T's soul mate, there is really not too much to see. Actually, let me be more precise: not much clothes to see, and a lot of flesh showing. Because Coco is just one of those obscure porn starlets who had the chance of becoming a bit more famous by hooking up with a person whose face is better known than hers.

Ice-T is a rapper and, consequently, he had to be present at the Video Music Awards. He couldn't possibly have come to the ceremony awards without his loved one, so he had to bring the big breasted Coco, too.

Let's take a moment to check out her outfit, although we have so much to comment upon that we don't even know where to begin. First things first: that outfit (is it a dress, is it a deux-piece?) has become obsolete from the moment fishermen realized that dressing up in the nets they used for their fishing wasn't that cool. That is to say, it was never in style.

Then, there is that subtle nipple slip (considering just how big her boobs are, it's no wonder she can't contain them inside that small piece of material) and the tiniest hint of antiperspirant under her arm. To see that we're not talking just to waste time, we can see all that in the smaller photo.

We understand that Coco was trying to be trendy and matched her outfit to Ice-T's jacket, but some things are never to be worn when you go out, or where the photographers are waiting. Because Coco is looking mighty bad, with her belly overflowing and the blooming cellulite on her legs.

Coco, as sexy as she is trying to be, is missing out on the essential facts: she is not sexy and no matter how many poses she strikes, she will never be the hottie she wants. All in all, this is by far the worst case of fashion crime we have ever come across.

For that, we give her the top prize, that of 'the Most Ridiculously Dressed Wannabe Celebrity Ever'. And that is probably the highest 'grade' Coco got in her entire life...