Breaking: Kim Kardashian Screws the Ladies, Too

Kim Kardashian is apparently a very foxy lady. OK, maybe I'm not making myself explicit enough. Apparently, if you can stay away from her, that would be a very good idea. Don't get too close, and definitely don't let her drag you into the bedroom, or you and your entire family are history. And no, that's not a line from the "Godfather", it's the truth – or as much of the truth as can be deduced as a new scandal is about to his Kim Kardashian's booty... I mean, wallet. And no, it's not a sex tape this time (but you know a second sex tape is going to hit soon... all the premises are there you know) but it's connected to the whole sex tape scandal from a few years back.

The fact is, Kim K. seems to be into screwing... and once she gets hold of a family, she doesn't stop until she hits them all. Remember her sex tape partner Ray J? Well, hands up those of you who remember that he's Brandy's not-so-little brother. The fact is, Ray J and Brandy's mother, Sonja Norwood, just filed a lawsuit in L.A. County Superior Court, and claim that while Kim was acting as her daughter's stylist (in 2004), she got hold of one of her credit cards and treated herself to some of her money. OK, a lot of her money. The suit claims that Kim passed the credit card to her brother and sisters, and ended up making "unauthorized charges", that is allegedly throwing away $62,793 in 2006 and another $57,841 last year.

My honest opinion is that all this sounds highly suspicious. Didn't Brandy's mother notice $60.000 going missing one year, and then another $50,000 the following year? Just how much money does Brandy have, in this case? And the moment she noticed the money going missing one year, why didn't she just cancel the credit card? It sounds to me like something else is going on here, but don't worry – we're bound to learn more soon. I mean, any scandal that hits the Kardashians eventually ends up live on tape anyway... But the thought that Kim might have screwed both Ray J and his sister is beyond funny. It would really be worth a few wasted grands. Really.


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