Brace Yourselves - Paris Hilton to Adopt Four Girls

I'm telling you, it's time we all ran for cover. Or, better yet, time for us to put all our savings together, find a good (and possibly a little crazy) rocket scientist, ask him to build us a space ship big enough to support life for a hundred years and just take off into space in search of a better planet to live on. You know why? Because this little corner of the Universe will be ruled very soon by dumb blondes with pink hairbands, tiny pet Chihuahuas and no musical talent.

Paris Hilton has revealed that she would like to adopt four blonde girls. This being said, feel free to yawn, faint or run for cover (I'd suggest the latter). As if the fact that she has proclaimed her intension of having a baby of her own next year weren't enough, now she seems to have considered matters and reached some very blonde conclusions.

A source close to the heiress has reported that "Paris has been saying, 'You don't need a husband to have babies.' There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she's hoping to find four girls with blond hair and pretty eyes to whom to give the Hilton name". Well, I suppose you can't live on the same planet with Brad and Ange and not consider adoption - it's true, they make it look oh so sexy.

I'm not sure we should be blaming Paris too much for that one - quite a lot of celebrities have been through the adoption fever, and I will only mention Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry. But the whole "four pairs of tiny Paris feet running around" is just scary - not to say, darling Paris probably forgot she can't hire a zoo keeper to look after children, like she does with her pets.

And while Paris indeed made no secret of the fact that she wants to have children soon (probably inspired by her friend Nicole Richie, five months pregnant with boyfriend Joel Madden), she has also manifested the wish to make her girls just as famous as she is (insert your sarcastic laugh of choice here).

The source also said that "she's been telling people, 'I want a brood of little mini versions of me.' I'll raise them to be the most famous women in the world". Wow, isn't she modest. I always said so, I just never had direct proof for it. "She'll design a line of baby clothes. She sees her kids modeling from a young age", added her friend. Yes, just what I told you - Paris is out for world domination, and you'd better not stand in her way - next thing we know, she'll be designing a line of pink bombs to go with her Terminator outfit.