When I first saw the photos of Britney Spears' upskirt (meaning, yesterday), I thought she might wise up and stop behaving like a careless teenager and start showing some sense. Well, I can kiss that thought goodbye now!

Brit Brit went partying again with Paris Hilton. Nothing new here. She showed off her bum. That's new, isn't it? In what has already been called the downfall of the century, from iconic pop star to disgraced wife of a wannabe presumptuous rapper to trashy party girl, Britney showed that rock bottom can really have another sense than what we were accustomed to.

Not that her bottom is rock hard - I might as well add - but because after she naively (???) flashed her popping boobs (no nipple slip, we must give her that) and her cleanly shaved nether regions, the singer thought of turning the other cheek too... ass cheek, that is!

As she and Paris (oh, and wacky Lindsay Lohan in tow) came out of a club obviously wasted, the paparazzi got again something to cheer about, when she flashed her butt cheeks to the cameras. At least no one can tell if she's wearing any underwear or not... which is a good thing, I presume.

Some say that Britney has reached the lowest of lows these past couple of days, since her friendship with the heiress, the ultimate Queen of Flashing, began. At least Hilton's publicist is happy about that. He says the girls have really bonded and that Britney is looking up at Paris as her 'role model'. Well, we got that, haven't we? And we want our Brit Brit back!!!