Boobilicious Pammy and Sleazy Rick: Heading for Breakup?

Can you believe it's actually been six weeks since Pamela Anderson's boobs wed Rick Salomon's sex tape obsessed brains in Las Vegas? Yes, it's been six weeks - which as far as my expectations were concerned is basically a lifetime. It's like they married sixty years ago, had children, grandchildren, built a house and all those other things people who spend a lifetime together do. Well, actually, if we judge things by Pammy's standards we're not far from the truth.

Imagine, then, my disgust and utter horror (kidding) when I heard that in fact there were already rumors about town that Pamela and Rick's marriage was already in trouble. I mean, really - it's such a cruel world out there. Who would ever, ever suspect there was more than peace and harmony, sugar, spice and everything nice between these two sex tape superstars? I mean, it's not difficult to think of a reason for which they'd argue - he had sex with Paris Hilton, for goodness' sake, think of all the diseases - and the challenge is in fact to find a possible reason for which they'd actually stay together.

The rumor mill started spinning when Pammy was spotted without her wedding ring, but the former "Baywatch" babe insisted she doesn't wear a ring for moral reasons. Pammy, it seems, won't wear any bling jewelry on her ring finger. "Haven't they ever seen 'Blood Diamond?' All I need is Rick around my finger", she stated. Now, this is definitely an improved version of Pamela. Did she actually make a movie reference to argue her point? What on earth is going on here? Are Pammy's brains back in school? Is the world ending? We definitely need to learn more about this, as I have a shrewd suspicion something is definitely up.

But on the upside of things, Pammy and Ricky are still together, which means two things: there is still a chance for them to release a sex tape (I'm sure they have plenty shot already, but it's hard to choose, you know), and the longer they stay married, the more dirt there is for them to throw at one another if ever they get a divorce. Is it just me, or is this a win-win situation for the rest of us?