Boo-Yah! Britney Brings the Abs and the A*s Back!

Just like me, you too must have gotten tired of seeing Britney Spears time and time again in the same crappy outfits, showing the same poor taste in fashion and looking like a bloated Cheetos-addict. Of course, Brit Brit was never that fat to start with but, when compared to the way she used to look in the times of yore, her figure leaves a lot to be desired.

In recent weeks, the fallen pop star (now working hard on her comeback) was seen hitting the dance studio sometimes even more than once in the course of a single day. Initially, the world was at a loss as to what to believe in what concerns her latest 'addiction'. Now, after seeing these pics, I guess we all got our answers...

Some media outlets reported that Britney lost I don't know how many pounds in rehab (like 12 or something) because of the strict regime they had down there. Then, the next logical thing for many was to speculate that she had a couple of surgeries to correct that which two births, lots of fast-food and no exercise had done to her body. In short, rumor had it she had a boob job, lipo on her abdomen and thighs and even a face lift. However, the change in Britney's physique was not that great to substantiate a claim like that.

Let me just tell you this: the first time I saw these photos, I thought 'This is NOT Britney Spears! It can't be!'. No matter how hard I looked at them, I still couldn't understand how she could have lost that much weight in such a short period of time. And that's not all: not only has she lost weight, but she also seems to have gotten her old six-pack back! But then I saw what she was wearing and I immediately made the connection: it is Britney.

Be it by means of many, many plastic surgeries or just thanks to the old-fashioned physical exercise, Britney looks banging! And, if you look closely enough, you too will be convinced that this is really her: you see the fishnet stockings? Well, she wore them before... last week. Also, you might notice the cowboy boots (and we know them only too well because they function as a fixture on the singer's legs) and the unfortunate choice of clothes. But, hey, if that's what it takes to see her new bod, we'll just let her poor choice of outfit slip for once and, instead, welcome those hard rock abs and sculpted ass with our arms open. Figuratively speaking, of course, 'cause we wouldn't want to be charged with assault or anything.