It's official now: Paris is spreading all over, there's no escape from her! She may as well call it a day, now that she taught her ultimate slutty lesson to the fallen princess of pop: how to get out of a car and let the world see her underwear.

Paris' devious plan probably involved bringing even the most unlikely celebrity on earth, Britney Spears, into the spotlight for something that not only denotes lack of common sense, but also complete stupidity. And, as she laughs her evil laugh right now, the heiress managed to do just that.

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton form the hottest couple of the moment and the influence of the latter is felt more than ever on the 'bachelorette of the year'. Not only did Brit Brit dance in a club without her pants a couple of nights ago, but she also flashed her blue panties for the people to see what only K-Fed had the right to until now.

Too bad Paris didn't also impart to poor Brit some of her fashion taste, 'cause we have to admit that, most of the time, she dresses pretty well. Instead, the singer went with her own intuition and appeared on a night out looking like a 'bloated hooker' (not my words, I guarantee), in a leopard imprinted dress, white shoes, messy hair and... blue underwear.

And this comes out exactly when she (Britney) got us all thinking that she might be on her way back, now that she got rid of that dead weight Fed-Ex. She fooled us all into believing that she was bringing sexy back. I guess this happens to all those who hang out for too long with the ultimate panty-flashing queen Paris! Kids (and parents), be warned!