Hello, I'm a PC and I have a personal message from Bill Gates to all you Mac developers, message that I would like to deliver right now. Take the rest of the year off. That's right! Take a long vacation. Just relax those big brains for a while.

Bill and I agree that we can go ahead and stop advancing the world's most advanced operating system. Let Mac users experience hacks, and compatibility problems, and viruses, error messages and countless delays! That builds character!

Instead, you should work on your tans. Maybe tend to your compost pile... discover what makes you you! You know, your poetry, your art! Or better yet, just as a hobby, just to pass the time, you could lend a hand with a toy Apple is building called the iPhone. It's like all the other phones but with an "i" in front. But only if you don't have anything else better to do, like say, building an operating system.

If you want, we can help out on Leopard. You definitely could use some help there! And Bill says that's fine! He doesn't like to see Apple so far behind Windows Vista. Oh yes, speaking of Leopard. Aaa... what Leopard? Guess will speak about it in October. Was that 2007 or 2008? I can't seem to put my finger on it.

So... stop! No more announcements, nothing. Whatever else you've been working on you can just stop now! Bill and I are eye to eye on this one. We go way back to 3.1. Went to over 90% of the islands in the world together, actually. Long walks on the beach...