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Beyonce vs. Prostitute Disfigurement Turn your car into an MP3 player and start crapping around	By Florin Tibu, Editor, Software Reviews 16th of February 2007, 14:25 GMT Adjust text size:


C'mon now, these days everybody is either freaking �i" or friggin' �USB"... this begins to suck as everything is becoming almost boring. Just when I was asking myself what's next after the i-Pillow and the USB neck tie drive, another piece of marvelous technology kicks in. With a high chance of others kicking the bucket, that is. First it was about "ta-nah-nah-ta-taaa" car horns; a normal usual honk wasn't enough any longer. Now some people thought it would be more than cool to connect a USB device to your car's horn so you can freakin' play all the crap on the streets. OK, there might be some "pimp-my-ride" fans angry at me but I really don't care: having such a honk ain't cool at all because it can very easily distract other people in the traffic and have them f%#@ing killed just because they might turn their heads to see where the crap is coming from. Nevertheless, I am quite sure that there will be a lot of people buying and installing the Horntones device in their cars. It's all as simple as 1-2-3 as the Horntones FX-550 can receive a total of 8 tracks, uploadable directly from your USB pocket drive. The price is at least attractive if not a bargain for those who want their cars pimped: I strongly believe that the $149.99 pricetag makes this device a bestseller almost instantly. As the FX-550 crap-generator is due to public release from April, you'd think you are OK until then... yep, you might, but think that the pre-orders started to be accepted this Thursday, February 15th! Anyway, until then, let's imagine a jammed intersection, with 50 cars stuck in and their mad drivers with their hands stuck on the horns... each of them playing a different song, from the dancy Beyonce to the mega-grindcore-y Prostitute Disfigurement. Eh? Can you imagine yourselves living in a house by this pile-up of insanity? I can and I fear. Note: Neither Beyonce nor Prostitute Disfigurement have anything to do with this article, but it was funny placing them together.*

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