Beyonce Takes Her Coochie Out for a Walk

There's no doubt about it: if you want to attract attention, a cameltoe is the way to go. Nothing spells "classy" and "feminine" like your exposed vagina. And yes, I confess that this more refined form of vagina flashing has been puzzling me for a long time, especially since I never was able to understand why your coochie can still say "hello" to the world despite the fact that you are wearing pants and - hopefully - some underwear, however minimalistic. But no, it appears that I'm wrong, and every day we see more and more celebrities who insist on wearing their pants pulled up to maximum tightness and allowing us to catch a glimpse of one of those places that should never see the light of day in public. Metaphorically, of course.

You know what bothers me most about a Beyonce cameltoe? The fact that I sort of expected better of the R&B diva, who (despite suffering from several wardrobe malfunctions in the past, one of which left her boobs exposed for the whole world to see at a concert in Toronto a few months back) has been in fact hailed as a style icon by some celebrity magazines. It all culminated when People named her "best dressed celebrity of 2007" - an honor that caused some raised eyebrows but was nevertheless acknowledged as being at least half-true. You see, I believe that wardrobe malfunctions may happen to anyone in the world, but cameltoes are something 100% preventable. And yes, there are some Z-listers out there who do it on purpose - have a look at the queen of all cameltoes, that delightful and luscious CoCo and her massive coochie and you'll see what I mean.

So, do we forgive Beyonce for her not-so-little slip? I vote "no", but in the end it's your opinion that matters most. I simply think that a cameltoe must be so uncomfortable that it's impossible to pass unnoticed. And if Beyonce is doing it, I shudder to think who might be next. We already saw Sharon Stone in a one-piece spandex bodysuit that left little to the imagination. So who's next? Stay tuned and we'll bring you all the outrageous fashion faux pas out there!