As if what he did to us with his performance at the Teen Choice Awards wasn't enough, Kevin Federline's first video became available on YouTube. And, truth be told, it's as bad as his live performance was...

The video was shot in a Las Vegas club, under Britney's supervision, and the result was, well, catastrophic! On second thought, maybe 'Lose Control' wouldn't be half as bad if K-Fed's face and voice wouldn't be in it.

Seriously speaking now, Federline proves to be exactly what the tabloids are making him to be: a pompous ass, with no rhythm and no musical talent whatsoever. It seems that even his dancing skills are gone for good. And, when you hear him rapping 'don't hate 'cause I'm a superstar/ and I'm married to a superstar/ nothin' can come between us no matter who you are', you just get that feeling that you've heard (and seen) more than you could possibly ever take.

The only thing that K-Fed knows about hip-hop and hip-hop attitude is to simply wriggle and shake his hands at the camera, to grip his crotch and his bling-blings and to make that nasty, annoying thing with his mouth. Just like Britney and Mandy Moore used to do with their lips and tongue, only ten times more irritating.

All in all, this is what we thought about the 'Loose Control' video. But, don't take our word for it and check it out for yourselves. And we wouldn't be surprised if, as crappy as K-Fed's music is, he would make it big time in showbiz. Paradoxes are not that hard to find, after all...